It's Monday again!

How was everyone's weekend? I guess my went OK.

Friday night went well, Little Miss went to Grandma's for the night. BJ did come over, but The Boy and him went to play basketball at the park. They came home around 6, The Boy showered and left before 6:30, BJ stayed til around 7 but that was OK. He is a sweet boy. Well, I guess he isn't a boy, he is around 24. But that is still a baby to me. The rest of the evening went well, until we decided we wanted a little Momma and Daddy time alone without the puppy. The door got closed and Daisy started whining and jumping on the door. I thought once the baby was older, this would get easier! Little did I know that Daisy felt it was her job to protect me. It was kinda funny that she just stared at hubby the rest of the night and wouldn't have anything to do with him. heh!

Saturday I was conned and didn't know it until later and the conner didn't know he was conning me. I went out Saturday morning and hubby was cutting weeds around my big flower garden in the driveway and when he went to rest, I took over. I finished it and moved on to the weeds around the slab. People I was using a pair of scissors! The weed eater died at the end of last summer and Iwe have been a bit lazy about looking for one. OK, I may be a bit on the cheap side too! He wants one of those that cost about 350 bucks and I want to find a good used one for about 25 bucks. I don't see me winning this one. Anyway, I cut weeds with scissors for a couple of hours. I ended up with 3 blisters and lost a bit of skin on 2 of my fingers! I discovered that using scissors for a long time wasn't really good on someone with bad hands. So I spent the night with my hands hurting. But I got him back. He doesn't like to watch stand up comedians, so I watched a couple of them. He tried to change the channel, but I discouraged it by telling him that I let him watch Reno 911 without bothering him. That is a man show if I ever saw one. Yes, it is funny at times, but mostly it is stupid just for the sake of being stupid!

I watched Jon Pinette first. I love this guy! He is hilarious, watch the clip.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlf1F05gTA go ahead I will wait. It is a little long, but worth it! *di,di,di,dum,dum,di,di,dum,dum

Funny isn't he! My husband hates stand up shows. He can't understand why I would watch it. I don't understand why he would watch Reno 911 for 6 hours straight! He will watch Larry the Cable Guy. He will watch Bill Engvall if I am watching it and it is about to go off when he comes in. He might watch Jeff Foxworthy if it is an old one, but in general, he will wait until I am not paying attention and he will change the channel. So after I watched John Pinette, I watched Jeff Dunham. Don't know him, watch the clip.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47DT41m86N4 Again I will wait....di,di,dum,di,di,dum,dum,ddi,di,dum. Funny right? I like him! Hubby actually sit still and watched it, somewhat, he chuckled a few times. Chuckled, I laughed my ass off!!!

I have been known to watch stand up shows and wait for the to get better! I mean they have to, don't they? They got specials on Comedy Central, Look the word comedy is in the title of the channel. Comedy means funny, right? I have wasted an hour of my life saying things like, "It has to get better. After the next commercial. I know it will get better!" Only to giggle and say that was kinda cute, WTF goodnight, you've been a great audience! I want that hour back! That are the ones that really drive hubby insane! heh! OK, I admit it, sometimes I am just a bitch. Teach him to piss me off!

One of the hellions was going to spend the night with Little Miss, we didn't say it was OK, but then again we didn't say NO either, so I guess that was our bad. But we did find out how to get him to leave....Tell him he HAS to take a bath and when he has no clothes with him, offer him girl clothes. He wasn't going to wear any old girl clothes! He would stay with Mammaw. It wasn't our intention, but, hey, it worked. I must file this one away in my brain for future reference!

On another note, I won my books on Ebay. I went higher than I meant to, actually dumbass went higher than I intended to! As you might remember, he was bidding for me because I am too SLOOOOOWWWWW to figure out how to bid and win. I almost lost them by 2 bucks again! I would have been pissed! Anyway, he remembered to check it and discovered I was losing and upped the bid. I will never live down that I am so sloooooowwww I forget to check on my bids. Anyhow, I won. Now I have to pay for them. Damn it is a never ending cycle.

Money comes in and money goes out. Only it is going out faster than it is coming in, now I have been told to make a budget and stick to it! OK, I guess he no longer wants to be married to me! Every time he says, "Make a budget and make me stick to it!" we fight like cats and dogs! I swear, it is his idea and somehow I end up the bad guy! I get to hear how he works for the money and he wants to spend it. So I see a lot of arguments in our near future. Oh, well, I guess 20 years was a good run. heh!

We cleaned the office on Sunday, not a really good clean like we intended to do. We intended to clean the windows and wash down a few walls, but it didn't happen. Neither was in the mood to clean, we attempted to turn around and go home a couple of times, we always thought better of it. It doesn't pay that well, but it will pay a bill or two or get groceries. So I hate to give it up.

Speaking of grocery shopping, we went to pick up a few groceries yesterday. Damn! It has been a couple of months since I went, I managed to not fall down or have a stroke while we were shopping, but at checkout.... I almost shit myself! We came out of the store with nothing to eat and still spent about $75.00. We got 2 prescriptions, both generic, but for some reason mine was higher and about 10 bags and you know they don't put but like 2 things in a bag. We bought chicken, we are not big chicken eaters here, got burned out on it the last time we were on a budget and it was about the only meat we could afford on the amount of money I allotted for food. We bought a pork roast, it was on sale, last day it could be sold. We bought a few canned goods, again on sale. We bought the no name brand Dr. Pepper. We didn't really buy grocoeries and spent 75 bucks and I won't even go into the gas. We bought gas for my car, damn, I am going to have to start riding a bike. *snicker* I can't wait to blog about all the visions I had while in my coma from the stroke I had while riding my bike! *sigh*

Speaking of bikes, I am told we, meaning me and hubby, are going to start exercising on the days that BJ and The Boy don't. Which would be Tuesday, Thursday and the weekends. Any bets on whether it will ever happen? And if it happens, how long will it last? I am thinking not long if it even happens. We would feel better I am sure, but we are lazy and we smoke. That is just 2 of the strikes against us.

I guess I should go and wash some clothes before we are forced to go nudist and clean the house a bit. A tornado run through over the weekend and FEMA has yet to show up! I swear my kids just try to find shit to pull out and leave for me to clean up. I have tried going on strike, they don't care.

So until next time.......

HAVE AGREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!