Things kids say....

Since yesterday's post was so incredibly long and such a downer I have decided to bless you with a shorter and happier post today! OK, quit dancing, it may not be that short or happy, depends on where my brain goes!

Hubby got up late yesterday morning, overslept by 4 hours! Which means he got up at his normal time if he wasn't hauling cement. So yesterday afternoon when he came in , I was shocked to see him needing a nap. I don't know why I was shocked, he can sleep til noon and need a nap by 4pm. He tried to sleep in the recliner, it wasn't meant to be, The Boy had company, Little Miss was playing with the dogs, TV was on, sun was coming through the door. He bitched! Big Shocker! So at 4:30 he heads to bed for a short nap, I decide to hold off on supper for him. At 7, I finally started supper, it was just bacon, eggs and biscuits, I love breakfast for supper. I finally cleaned up the kitchen at 9, I decided if he wanted to eat he could fix something for himself! I fought with Little Miss and finally won that war at about 11pm. I took a shower and climbed into bed next to my still sleeping husband at almost midnight! He got up, went to the bathroom and went back to bed! He tells me he still overslept by an hour.

Can I ask why a child feels the need to scare the hell out of their mother every night? Every night here lately Little Miss has came into the room at just the moment I am about to fall asleep and touched my hand! I get an adrenaline rush like no body's business! You just can't go back to sleep so quick after that! It is always she needs a drink or to just say Love Ya. Oh, well, tis the life of a mother.

Yesterday, I got in the pool with Little Miss for a little while. Let's just say, we have had some rain lately and it has been somewhat cloudy and the water was damn cold! I had goosebumps on my goosebumps! And cold makes momma's joints hurt, so a good time was not had by all. Little Miss kept pointing out that my "girls" had goosebumps! Gotta love her, she speaks before she thinks! Which brings me to the biggest part of this post......

Things I have heard come out of the mouths of my kids the last few weeks! Just so you know if you are new around here, The Boy is 18 and I know he has a foul mouth, but he generally keeps it clean for his momma. Little Miss is 8 and though I try to keep it clean, her father, well, he doesn't! And the hellions at 5 and 7 have a mouth on them. Red thinks its funny for them to cuss, Me, not so much. I will admit to laughing my ass off AFTER all the following was said and AFTER the children left the room and I recovered!

Heard when her daddy came in grumpy...Little Miss....Who the hell stuck a bug up his ass?

When asked about his "new" truck.... The Boy..... It's a piece of shit and I got fucked!

When asked about who he would get to fix his Mustang.....The Boy...... I guess to hell it will be me. The mechanic Red uses is a joke and "the ass" couldn't stick his finger up his ass without instructions!

When told to be quiet......Little Miss......I can't do anything in this freakin' house!

When "attacked" by Daisy....Little Miss...... The bitch broke my nose!

While playing volleyball in the pool, she was told her shot didn't make it across the line......Little Miss......You are a lying, cheating bastard! (This one was chanted for quite a while! It took a few minutes for me to recover from fainting dead away in the pool.)

When asked about his old Toyota....The Boy..... The guy has trashed it! I should just kick his ass and take it away from him! Mother Fucker just won't take care of it!

When fussed at for griping......Little Miss......Me, Bitch? NEVAH!!! (I don't know where she gets this stuff! *looks away and hopes they don't figure it out!*)

When Hubby goes on a rant on everybody....togetherer.....What the hell is his problem?

And I saved the best for last.....

When MIL left after a short visit......Little Miss......Whatta BITCH! (Again I have no clue where she gets this stuff! *looking away now*

I will tell you I told Little Miss after each nasty word was said, that those were adult words and she shouldn't use them. She should have a better grasp of the English language and not have to use those words. That she is too smart to use such language. And then I promptly sent her away before she could see me laughing! It is a real shocker to hear those kind of words coming out of such a precious mouth.

And The Boy, just got "the look". Hey, he is 18 and it is hard to tell him not to use "adult" words!

I must go now, it seems that the cats have killed a bird on the porch and I must go and clean it up. I think I shall beat them over the head with the dead bird. Hey, it broke my old cat from killing birds. Would you kill another bird if you got beat with the dead bird? Me neither! So until next time.....

HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!!!!!